This is a song of encouragement and support for us to use the toitie by our selves.
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TINKLE IN THE TOITIE
Hello children, I’m the Learning Fairy. Look at how old you are getting boys and girls. Are you ready for an adventure?! Today we will learn how to use the toilet. The toilet is wonderful. You will spend a lot of time on the toilet and have many brilliant occurrences on it. So come along children. Let’s go on an adventure together and use the toilet by our selves. Hello children, gatha round we’re going to use the toitie.
CHORUS: Tinkle in the toitie. Tinkle in the toitie. Tinkle in the toitie
You can do it! Tinkle in the toitie. Tinkle in the toitie. Tinkle in the toitie. There’s nothing to it! Using the bathroom is fun and easy. Relief is a very wonderful feeling. It’s time that we stop going in our pants And plan ahead to the toitie we advance.
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When you feel the need to go pee. Or when it’s time for the poop to move and be free. Tell a parent, an adult or a friend that it’s toitie time, let the games begin! Go to the toitie make sure there is paper, Wiping is important but that come later, Put down the seat so you don’t fall in Pull down your pants and enjoy it my friend.
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Taking your time is the key In having success with the toitie Number two takes long give your self time Bring a comic book or a coloring drawing After you’re done wipe you bum of feces and pee So you stay fresh and clean and with out disease Say good-bye to your waste flush it down take a moment be happy don’t ya frown Wash your hand with water and soap that’s all there is children, be full of hope Tell you parents how big you are and be happy for yourself cuz you’re a star. CHORUS
Take our words and go with the wind use the toitie children it’s always a win Gatha round children let’s share what we learned. Tell someone, Go to the toilet Make sure there is paper, Put the seat down Take your time, Wipe your bum Flush the toilet, Wash your hands And be happy
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